He cookin
is that…a cat dryer..
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lol lady gaga…. what’s she up to these days?
Playing sold out shows all over Asia. What u up to?
fingering myself
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without-pain-we-wouldnt-know-joy:
“Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”— Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (via amortizing)
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how to grow the fuck up
Home
- what the hell is a mortgage?
- first apartment essentials checklist
- how to care for cacti and succulents
- the care and keeping of plants
- Getting an apartment
Money
- earn rewards by taking polls
- how to coupon
- what to do when you can’t pay your bills
- see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
- how to save money
- How to Balance a Check Book
- How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
- how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
- things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
- how to get free therapy
- what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
- how to make a doctor’s appointment
- how to pick a health insurance plan
- how to avoid a hangover
- a list of stress relievers
- how to remove a splinter
Emergency
- what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
- a list of hotlines in a crisis
- things to keep in your car in case of an emergency
- how to do the heimlich maneuver
Job
- time management
- create a resume
- find the right career
- how to pick a major
- how to avoid a hangover
- how to interview for a job
- how to stop procrastinating
- How to write cover letters
Travel
- ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
- Traveling for Cheap
- Travel Accessories
- The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
- How To Read A Map
- How to Apply For A Passport
- How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
- read the news
- leave your childhood traumas behind
- how to quit smoking
- how to knit
- how to stop biting your nails
- how to stop procrastinating
- how to stop skipping breakfast
- how to stop micromanaging
- how to stop avoiding asking for help
- how to stop swearing constantly
- how to stop being a pushover
- learn another language
- how to improve your self-esteem
- how to sew
- learn how to embroider
- how to love yourself
- 100 tips for life
(Source: thoughtcatalog.com, via arewetumbling)
Yo how is it that these porn bots are not blurred or even censored … but everyone else is🤔
plot twist: the porn bots are the staff
the porn was coming from inside the house
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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
(via suicideandscars)
I could watch this all day.
he flipped
I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…
@scottbaiowulf
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Dads be like. I have trauma. I will never talk about or acknowledge this. One day u will come across a picture of my childhood and realize that I have a entire flesh and blood brother still alive who I have never mentioned or acknowledged. Anyway why dont you tell me anything about ur fucking life.
(via edenavari)
thank god nobody on this website was horny for the main character from cloudy with a chance of meatballs
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me: hi! how are you today :)
customer:
This isn’t even an exaggeration
This🙄🙄🙄
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